i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
