I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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