Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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