I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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