I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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