You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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