I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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