That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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