Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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