oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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