YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Is it because I queefed?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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