So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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