Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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