bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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