why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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