what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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