my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
The struggles of a small town man whore
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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