Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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