He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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