Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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