The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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