I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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