I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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