There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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