This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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