who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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