so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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