These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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