You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i would punch a child for taco bell
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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