Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
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