I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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