so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
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