I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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