so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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