we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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