things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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