i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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