To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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