You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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