I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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