Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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