So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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