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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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