hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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