Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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