i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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