TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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