Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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