The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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