Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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