We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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