i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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